1) Hot, rich, younger men love fat, older vulgar women.2) If you have a best guy friend, he is in love with you. And secretly you are too.
3) You and your boyfriend will always playfully chase each other on an ice rink, at the beach, or in the leaves. And you'll laugh for no reason and your boyfriend will hit you "playfully" but the force of his push will have you flying across the room. But it's okay. Cuz you're still laughing like a crazy person.
4) Brothers/cousin/uncles-newphews will always love the same girl.
5) You're allowed to make u-turns wherever you want in Korea. And there is never traffic on the side you want to u-turn to.
6) There is a super quick payment device that allows you to pay a bill quickly enough for a guy to run immediately out of a restaurant after his angry girlfriend storms out.
7) Everyone has cancer.
8) If you're sick, all you need is an IV to make you feel lots better.
9) There is vomit and urine all over Seoul at nights.
10) Fighting at a pojangmacha with a random stranger is merely part of a normal night's event.
11) Soju must cost 10 cents. Everyone drinks it everyday all the time, especially the poor people.<>
41) There are only 2 ways to kiss. You either press your lips against theirs with your mouth completely shut, and just press away for a very long and uncomfortable time. OR you devour the other person and suck out their soul. In both instances, the world spins.
42) A guy will always get the right size ring, even if you're never held hands.
43) People stare off into space and ponder a lot. They'll just stop in the middle of the road and watch a leaf on a tree for a good three minutes, and just ponder.
44) You'll get pregnant the first time you have sex.
45) You'll get pregnant if he kisses you on the forehead.
46) Hell- you'll get pregnant if you hold hands.
47) If you overcome great obstacles to be together, one of you must die. Probably due to cancer.
48) One korean man can kick the butts of 6 gangstas. Especially when they all stand in a circle and attack the guy one by one. Then when each of them get their butts OWNED, they wise up and attack the guy at the same time. Then the guy will get pulverized and bleed out onto the dusty concrete floor of the empty warehouse they've found to fight in. There will be a fire in a trashcan somewhere. And the girl will have watched this the entire time, screaming in horror. Instead of calling 119, she'll just watch and cry. But it's okay. Cuz the next day the guy will be fine with a few random bandages and a few face scars. But never a black eye.
49) It ain't a real fight unless the gangstas fight dirty with a stick or switchblade.
50) If you study in the states (preferably Harvard), you are one of the top students and can speak perfect English (as assumed by the reactions of those around you). Why the rest of the world OUTSIDE of the TV can't understand a single word uttered out of your melodramatic mouth is beyond me.
credz: soompi
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More Things That You Learn :)
-if it's not cancer, than it's some other terminal illness that causes blinded or memory loss. or you get involved in a severe traffic collision involving a bus or a truck. [Dustin Sohn]
-after the girl runs away from the restaurant, there is always a taxi waiting right outside the door and after she jumps in the bf always chases the taxi and must have some kind of super power cause he keeps up for quite a while.
[Adina Jarvine]
-all korean cellphones must have really good quality cuz everytime u dont wanna answer a phone call, you dont turn off the cellphone, u just immediately take off the battery
-There is always a boy who is looking for revenge from a girl, but when he gets close to her, he always ends up falling in love with her.
[Baorui Teng]
-A typical case is that when they wana find someone in the airport, they'll never use the enquiry table or broadcasting studio, or even try the check in destk, instead they randomly running around, completely trust their own super power in founding a person in a crowd!! But 99% of the time, they do success. (how come i cant even find my mum in supermarket)
[Yang Ning]
-Son of wealthy company president always falls in love with poor, down-on-her-luck girl with no family AND virgin husbands always wear silk pajamas before their "deflowering," while their terrified new bride hides in the bathroom.
[Desiree Soldiviero]
-Someone ALWAYS gets drunk.
-It's always raining when something bad happens.
-Whenever they drink from a paper cup it's EMPTY!
[Jenny Pak]
-they never pay for their taxi ride
[Jenny Oh]
-NO ONE is allowed to get married peacefully.
[Susan Kim]
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