Former Miss Russia accused of stealing drugs!

A former Miss Russia faced drug charges for a second time on Tuesday, allegedly using stolen prescription pads to obtain painkillers and anti-anxiety drugs from pharmacies in New York.

Anna Malova pleaded not guilty in state Supreme Court in Manhattan to 44 charges of petty larceny, forgery and criminal possession of controlled substances.

The indictment compiled by the city's Office of the Special Narcotics Prosecutor includes 11 instances in which Malova allegedly forged prescriptions to obtain the painkiller Vicodin and the anti-anxiety drug clonazepam, which is marketed as Klonopin, using pads she stole from two psychiatrists she had been seeing.

The former beauty queen had been arrested in 2010 on similar charges in a case brought by the Manhattan District Attorney's office. That case is still pending.

The Office of Special Narcotics Prosecutor began investigating Malova after one of the psychiatrists reported the theft of her pad.

Malova was crowned Miss Russia in 1998, and was a top-ten finalist in the Miss Universe pageant later that year. She later moved to New York to work as a model, said her attorney, Robert Gottlieb.

She had originally trained as a doctor in Russia but was not licensed to practice in the United States, he said.

The judge agreed on Tuesday to a request by Malova's attorney that she be evaluated for the state's judicial diversion program, in which she could avoid a potential jail sentence and have the charges dismissed, instead getting court-monitored treatment for drug addiction. The prosecution did not object to the evaluation.

"She has already begun very serious rehabilitation long before the indictment today," Gottlieb told Reuters after the hearing. "She has participated in in-patient treatment at a highly reputable treatment centers."

He said he hoped that Malova would be able to enter into the judicial diversion program without having to enter a guilty plea.

"She's not a citizen so in order to avoid her being deported we want to have criminal charges dismissed," Gottlieb said, adding that Malova is living in the United States on a green card that grants permanent residence.

Dishonorable: Strip Tease!!!

Pinky-winky

Pinky-winky

Aunty, your pinky-winky colour combination blew our minds when we saw it. The naughty-by-nature bra straps, your overbearing tits posing, got us all confused. How dare you display these scud missiles in public when you know there is bomb scare everywhere?

Experts have told us that this cleavage display shows that you are a public threat. Because we hold our citizens in high esteem, you are to remain in a restricted area for six months under strict surveillance of military personnel. You are also to pay a fine of N3 million while in custody.

Strip tease

We were so shocked when you were brought in and accused of wearing your underwear in a public place. Could it be a case of mistaken identity? But we were so surprised when your lawyer argued that you were wearing beachwear. For crying out loud, the exhibit shows that this is a bra. Probably it was a photo-shoot for Victoria Secrets. You are to pay N3 million fine.

Pop it up!

Madam! We are screaming out loud that you don’t have to bare your cleavage for everyone in order to show you are relevant. What happens if those untamed pairs suddenly pop out? Do you think it would be their fault? Of course not, because you refused to get them well-guarded. For flouting Section 345 of the Style Act, your tits would remain grounded while you pay N2 million fine.

Open boot

Despite the fact that the Federal Road Safety Commission keeps preaching safety on our roads, my jury can’t help wondering why you failed to take precaution about your open boot on the highway. This is alarming, reckless and hazardous to other road users, especially the male specie. For contravening the FRSC code of conduct, you are fined N1.5 million.

Cradle robber

Young girl, what was on your mind? Did you actually live home wearing this? We ask you this question because we strongly think you should still be in diapers. We hereby send a court summons to your mother or guardian to appear at the next hearing. But before then you have to pay N700,000 and remain in a juvenile home, nay the crèche section of style
crime prisons.

Big sis

This is so distracting and we won’t take it lightly with you, especially when there is crisis in Libya and the demand for our oil would be high. Haba! You should know better than flaunting your oil-rig before every Gaddafi, Mubarak and Ben Ali. It is highly unacceptable in this area of jurisdiction. For flagrantly flouting the law, you are to pay a bail bond of N2.5 million

Strip tease

Pop it up!

Open boot

Cradle robber

Dishonorable: Strip Tease!!!

Pinky-winky

Pinky-winky

Aunty, your pinky-winky colour combination blew our minds when we saw it. The naughty-by-nature bra straps, your overbearing tits posing, got us all confused. How dare you display these scud missiles in public when you know there is bomb scare everywhere?

Experts have told us that this cleavage display shows that you are a public threat. Because we hold our citizens in high esteem, you are to remain in a restricted area for six months under strict surveillance of military personnel. You are also to pay a fine of N3 million while in custody.

Strip tease

We were so shocked when you were brought in and accused of wearing your underwear in a public place. Could it be a case of mistaken identity? But we were so surprised when your lawyer argued that you were wearing beachwear. For crying out loud, the exhibit shows that this is a bra. Probably it was a photo-shoot for Victoria Secrets. You are to pay N3 million fine.

Pop it up!

Madam! We are screaming out loud that you don’t have to bare your cleavage for everyone in order to show you are relevant. What happens if those untamed pairs suddenly pop out? Do you think it would be their fault? Of course not, because you refused to get them well-guarded. For flouting Section 345 of the Style Act, your tits would remain grounded while you pay N2 million fine.

Open boot

Despite the fact that the Federal Road Safety Commission keeps preaching safety on our roads, my jury can’t help wondering why you failed to take precaution about your open boot on the highway. This is alarming, reckless and hazardous to other road users, especially the male specie. For contravening the FRSC code of conduct, you are fined N1.5 million.

Cradle robber

Young girl, what was on your mind? Did you actually live home wearing this? We ask you this question because we strongly think you should still be in diapers. We hereby send a court summons to your mother or guardian to appear at the next hearing. But before then you have to pay N700,000 and remain in a juvenile home, nay the crèche section of style
crime prisons.

Big sis

This is so distracting and we won’t take it lightly with you, especially when there is crisis in Libya and the demand for our oil would be high. Haba! You should know better than flaunting your oil-rig before every Gaddafi, Mubarak and Ben Ali. It is highly unacceptable in this area of jurisdiction. For flagrantly flouting the law, you are to pay a bail bond of N2.5 million

Strip tease

Pop it up!

Open boot

Cradle robber

Dishonorable:Private placement, public display!!

Aunty!

Haba!

Mummy, we think you should know better than wearing white underwear with white dress. Haba! This is a terrible fashion abuse and you are hereby found guilty. Since you are a first time offender, you will be placed on style probation and you are to attend two hours of style and trend education everyday.

Water colour, droopy things

Grandma, we hate it so much when your things are sticking out like this, especially when they have reached drooping age. We don’t blame them, after long years of active service they are long overdue for retirement. However, this colour separation you call make-up… na wa o!With all due respect, mumsie, your total look is whacked. You are to pay a fine of N5 million.

Metallic no-no

There is no doubt about it, wearing a metallic dress is trendy; but what’s wrong is when you came all out in all the colours of the rainbow. If we were warned earlier about flashlights and stuffs like that, we would have treaded softly. But it seems you forgot what Section 452 of the 1980 constitution says about metallic colours. It says: “Do not complicate the look by wearing too many accessories, or you’ll end up looking like a mobile streetlight. Simple is the name of the game with metallic colours. Let the dress be the focus.” For making our lives miserable, you are mandated to pay a fine of N6.5 million.

Aunty!

We know you are still in active service, but you don’t have to rub our faces in it. Please, you need to give room to upcoming chics, because no matter how hard you try, the clock is ticking very fast. Next time get those balloons wrapped up. Our final judgment: Trash! With all the authority bestowed on this court of law, you are fined N7.5 million.

We need straws here!


There is no doubt that those bouncing castles need special recognition. No wonder one of the witnesses told us he was tempted to get a straw because he thought it was a cocktail served on a table. But unfortunately, our efficient fashion police picked you up. Goldie, there’s nothing flattering about this and we think that as a role model to our teenage daughters, you should slow down. You are fined N6 million plus 500 hours of community service.

Immoral code

The last time we checked the moral code, it has not been amended and we see no reason why you should be dressed like this. An expose of your milk factory in a public place is an abuse of the law. You are hereby sentenced to 308 months at Ilale in Sokoto State and you would be mandated to milk the cows with the women. This sentence will run concurrently. .

Water colour, droopy things

Metallic NO No!!!

We need straws here!

Immoral code

Haba!